I don't even comb my hair

When I wake up in the morning

I've always been like that

My clothes are on the floor

And I just don't have the time to put them back

Is this what you truly want for a girlfriend?

Or am I just someone you find pretty cute for a good time?

Don't go breaking my heart

I think very deeply and I hold very dearly from the start

So why do you still love me

I'm so useless in the kitchen

And my cuisine is lousy

It makes you want to curl

My toes are awfully huge

And I am not just the stuff that makes a girl

Is this what you truly want for a girlfriend?

Or am I just someone you find pretty cute for a good time?

Don't go breaking my heart

I think very deeply and I hold very dearly from the start

So why do you still love me?

Pardon me ... I'm quizzical

I don't even call you baby

'Cause that's what I call my dog

It would have sounded funny and so strange

Don't expect me to be crawling over you

For maybe I am just a poor unromantic

Why do you still love me?

So why do you still love me?



-jto-