Showing posts from May, 2009

Weekend picks

1. Let's start with Friday. I took a 1 day leave to send my car to Perodua. The rattle sound at the front and the back of my car is distracting. Plus the aircond stopped working when the car is at halt for few minutes and sejuk balik when the car is moving. So kalo traffic jam tuh mmg bepeluh lah!

2. But it's a disappointment when i collect the car there aren't any improvement! I paid RM15 for inspection fee and i get nothing. Grrrr! Susah nak explain kat orang yang log the report because yang repair orang lain. So i guess the message tuh tak sampai. Pas ni the best is hantar kat kedai workshop biasa snang nak tunjuk mana gegar and leh demo summore.

3. I hang out at Cheepster's office lepas antar keta because i wan't to start working on the photo editing job so i need a proper workplace. Dapat meja opis + ekon + nobody kacau, productive sket huhu. Check out our new clientele wedding photos at Photoclique. Hope i'll be able to finish the storybook by next week.

4. Petang Jumaat tuh we rushed to Klinik when Cheepster received call from his bro saying that Mama was not feeling well. We were so worried because she looked so pale. The doc said that MIL is actually suffering from dehydration so luckily no need to be admitted but she has to drink a lot. Alhamdulillah, MIL is now recovering.

5. On Saturday morning, i went to Cheras and drive my sis to shop. I brought back few kains yang never make it to the tailor. Ada spasang kat tailor pon lom amik lagik. *hedek*

6. Add some widgets here and there at Party Candy and Qutestuff. I wish i can work my own hours so that i can do more. So please....should you find anything interesting, do not hesitate to inquire or place an order :) Help me to support my side business (a joint venture ekceli) hehe!

7. On Sunday, continue working on the storybook album. Kluar kejap to have late lunch and then gi tesco beli barang. I planned to print stickers as well but the booth is no longer there haiyaaah!

8. Level up paw points in Pet Society (Facebook) while watching The Other Boleyn Girl. I like that movie! Then had pizzas for dinner.

9. Starting to sulk knowing that i only have 20 mins to midnite. Which means Monday!! Huaaaa tensennn!

10. I'm going to start exercise next week with Mas. Asik makan jer so i've better get those muscles working! My sport shoes pon dah kepam...punyer lah lama tak pakai. And i just bought a new socks sooo smangat! smangat! Gotta get-get!!

So there goes my weekend. Hope u guys had a great one! :)

Dinner @ KSAS

Backdated entry during Mother's Day. We went out for family dinner and opted for chinese food @ KSAS to celebrate mother's day and also cheepster's birthday (the day before). Only 3 out of 7 were busy camho hehehe so i just posted only these two photos.

Dinner @ KSAS

And what is the meaning of blog entry about makan-makan without the food photos rite? So here u go huhu! We ordered sizzling blackpepper beef, marmite chicken, butter prawn and sweet & sour fish. Emmm the food is good but can't beat Lala Chong Restaurant @ Subang.

Dinner @ KSAS

The one with Holly

We were driving randomly at Ara Damansara area when we stumbled upon a building with big Holly's Coffee signage. And then tingkat atas tambah lagik Korean restaurant signage. We were like "wahhh koreannyer! but what place is this?"

Too much curiosity we decided to check out that place. But parking jer took more than 10mins because we were confused with the arrows direction on the road. Kejap one way tapik biler masuk dat lorong jadik opposite plak. Below pix is the main entrance.

When we walked in, there are many mini shops with awesome collectibles. I can say most of the items are something different from the normal flea market. Or maybe it was the decor. But one thing about these mini shops here is tak banyak sales assistant. Ada kedai yang left unintended, so nak masuk pon rasa cam cuak because banyak benda kecik2 and i dowan to look like a potential stealer (wild imagination). Tapik kalo ada orang ikot time belek barang pon tak bes jugak sbb rimas. Haha conflict :P

A little bit of everything for party event

Colorful and cute wrappers, boxes, cases and ribbons.

I'm not sure what these are for because it's too small for Barbie doll. But its still cute anyway.

At the stage area, Mickey and Minnie mouse.

And then there was Fullhouse cafe! I've read the cafe's review before in someone's blog but i have no idea where is the place. Kat sini rupanya! Mmg cool gila the decor theme!

Awww the cute drawings.

The seating on the outside pon bes!
This Mama Mia shop jual paintings and frames. Sumer kedai pon bes lah! Wish i have more time to browse the stufff. So this is the last shot before going home.

Oh ya i found out bit later that the place called NZX C*mmercial Centre. The NZX stands for Niuzexui which i have no idea what it means.

Relay for life

There is an event this weekend 'Relay for Life' organized by National Cancer Society Malaysia. The event will start at 4pm until 10am the next morning. Yeap, it's an all-night event happening! Participants don’t sleep that night to signify how cancer never "sleeps".

I checked the itineraries and there are many cool program lineup. One of it is the inspirational Luminaria Ceremony which will happen at dusk, when cancer survivors are honoured and those who have lost their battle with the disease are remembered. Kalo aku ada kat stu sure sedeh gileh tableh tahan, because my mom is one of cancer patients who have lost the battle.

I wish i could participate, this is something that i definitely would join dolu2, but staying up overnight and then wake up early in the morning the following day is not my skill anymore. So if anyone interested to chill out and enjoy with a purpose, please sign up at National Cancer Society and you'll get a free tshirt + ID wrist band.

Lunch @ California Pizza Kitchen

Me and colleagues went to klcc to have lunch. We were on our way up to the food court when Ede stopped at California Pizza to check out the menu. And trus tertarik sbb menarik we ols pon tetiba tukar makan kat stu plak. It was my first time to try the food here. We ordered Garlic Cheese Focaccia for appetizer, Santa Fe Chicken pizza and red velvet cake for dessert. Sumer pon sodap!

Lunch @ California Pizza Kitchen
Garlic Cheese Focaccia with Checca
Italian-style pizza bread topped with Mozzarella cheese, garlic and herbs, hearth baked and served with a combination of fresh Roma tomatoes, basil, garlic and extra-virgin olive oil.

The pizza was marvelous because sour cream and pizza is just a perfect combination.

Lunch @ California Pizza Kitchen
Santa Fe Chicken
Grilled chicken breast marinated in lime and herbs, caramelized onions, Mozzarella cheese and cilantro. Topped with fresh tomato salsa, sour cream and fresh guacamole.

The dessert was awesome and rich. Something different for my taste bud.

Lunch @ California Pizza Kitchen
Red Velvet Cake
Three layers of moist red velvet cake frosted with vanilla bean cream cheese and white chocolate curls. Served on vanilla bean sauce.

The meeting, memo and donuts

I had a meeting at 2pm but i'm still nowhere near the office building. And it doesn't help that i'm driving like ciken now (No, i'm not saying i used to drive like a gangsta). I was soo gilti so i text Nrl so that she can inform her boss. Then she replied which my guilt turned to panicked. She said the boss was very upset and nak tulis memo to complain. I was like shitttt! Dia peram document aku sebulan takper but when i'm late for the first time he wanted to write a memo. Bengang siot! But still it's my fault, saper soh lambat kan?! Demmm!

Then i called him up to mintak maap and test temperature. Lega gak dengar sora dia tak jerit, adalah tone majuk sket. Oh ya fyi, he's very well known jerit2 and hempas meja. Padahal discuss biasa pon dia suker hempas meja naper tah o_O. He said dia tamo jumpe today but tomoro at 7.30am. erghh nak rasa nak geget jer kertas depan aku. nih kes buli dah nie, because he saw me arrived at 8am this morning. Pehtu tambah lak conditions soh bawak dunkin donut and sandwich for breakfast. Terpaksa lah aku nego ngan dia mana sempat nak beli and sampai 7.30. Dia cakap takpe kalo camtuh datang kol 7.40am and pegi beli kat sblah petronas. *^&*%&$!

Rasa cam main2 kan but he sounded serious. Nampak gaya mmg malam nie aku kene gi beli donut lah gamaknyer kang besok tak sempat. Dahler memilih lak tuh dunkin donut sib bukan krispy kreme satu hal plak nak gi BTS. Besides kalo tak bawak donut kang sure cuak nak gi ngadap serah kepala nak pancung jer. Kalo dia tak sign jugak document tuh tatau lah aku, skang nih pon dah tahap cipan malas nak layan amendments dorang! Departments lain yang lagik complicated process flow sumer dah tutup buku dorang je tak abes2 lagik revised. Haihhh Cik Sol lain kali jangan lambat gi meeting ngan orang beso! Guilty as charged, beli jelah donut tuh and datang opis kol 7.30 pagi okeh! Shucks!

Update @ 8.30pm: Nrl called me and said that her boss has to rush to other place tomoro and the meeting will be rescheduled. So no meeting at 7.30 am! Lalalala jimat duit aku tayah beli dunkin donut :) But what about that memo? Hmmm...

GLC @ Palate Palette

The April GLC meetup was at Palate Palette. But only 4 managed to show up that nite due to last minute changed of plans. The May meetup was an impromptu where we gathered at Amcorp Mall to celebrate K.Moji's birthday. However, all the photos taken on that day is yet 'undiscovered'.

Dinner @ Palate Palette

Looking forward for next bonding session with the GLC in June!

The famous topic

3 different peeps and scenarios but same topic

xxx: dengar ari tuh eksiden, tak pape ke?
me: ok, saket kene steering sket
xxx: ada isik ker?
me: isik perot sumernye ok

me: happy besday xxx!
xxx: tq, ko dah ada good news?
me: ...

me: arghh! i think i'm gonna be sick
xxx: ehemmm, dah ada pape ke?
me: gawd!

i know orang mmg akan tanya, expected dah pon but puhleaseee lah tukar lah format soklan. why not say something like 'biler ko dah ada baby nanti aku nak ajak ko gi gym sesama!' or maybe 'tak sabarnyer nak tunggu ko ada baby aku nak belikan dia all those cute baby stuff' hahaha melampau...but something like dat lah. i'm only 4 months married dah sebakul soklan sama, kalo dah staun and lom ada baby lagik? unnecessary stress okeh! of course we want to have our own family, we plan but Allah yang tentukan. it's not always easy for everyone rite? so kengkadang be careful what you ask because you might hurt your friend's feeling.

just like once upon a time ago, orang dok tanya biler nak kawen biler nak kawen. cemana nak jawab kalo tada calon aper tah lagik wedding date? biler dah ada, aku antar lah kad jemputan. and now kalo orang tanya biler nak ada baby, takkan konpiden nak jawab taun depan bulan 11 deliver. hapa kejadahnyer hahaha. insya Allah ada rezeki nanti i'll be more than happy to share and announce the good news in this blog.

oh ya biler aku ngomel camnie ada dah template answer "biasalah tuh before kawen orang dok tanya bile nak kawen, biler dah kawen sibok tanya biler nak ada anak, biler dah ada anak, tanya plak biler nak tambah anak." kan? kan? kan?

Notakaki: Testimoni Bes ke kahwin?

Car Damage's Cost

A month and 8 days after the accident, i received a call from Perodua informing that my car is now ready to be collected. So last Friday, me and Cheepster went to Perodua, Glenmarie. Excited and nervous at the same time, when we arrived we saw the car was already parked outside...trus pegi buat inspection sendiri. First glance the car looks like a brand new :) Then meet up with Najib who explained all the car parts that they have replaced in a really long list.

Damage cost

2 pages on list of changed and replaced items.

Damage cost

When i asked him how much is the total cost, he referred to the list and said RM12K. I swear i gawked at that time! I tot it's going to cost like RM4-5k. Alhamdulillah i don't have to bear the cost or kaco my own insurance.

Damage cost

I was lucky they replaced the windscreen as well because ada crack. Not too mention the previous bocor problem everytime it rains. So now i only have to send the car for tint and a few minor thing which i hope they will add like getah to cover the gap (tatau aper nama). I'm quite happy because the car looks good, eventhough i know it's not gonna be the same again. Overall, Perodua Service Centre did a good job so thumbs up for their service. Balik tuh i had to drive sendiri and folo blakang keta Cheepster, it feels weird and i was extra conscious...sbb rasa cam sumer orang nak langgar or impit jek. Trauma ngada telampau kan? Even Cheepster said i was driving too slow :P Hope i'll be driving like a normal person soon, insya Allah.

Cars breakdown

This morning, one of the 'Things i wish do not happen' list just happened - Car breakdown in the Smart Tunnel. Me and Cheepster were chatting bout Fly FM Pagi show when suddenly the car acting weird. Since Jln Tun Razak's exit is always slow moving, and i'm getting worried the car died in the middle of the lane so i suggested Cheepster to use Jln Sultan Ismail's exit. Kluar sket jer from the tunnel, Cheepster had no choice but to pull over on the emergency lane.

We tried to call insurance company for towing service, when Peronda Smart appeared and informed us that they will call their tow truck and tow the car until Times Sq building. While we were waiting suddenly, another car pullover macam ribut in front of us. I tot ada accident, but rupanyer keta dia overheat. Peronda Smart tuh pegi approach orang tuh plak and nampaklah dat guy tgh explain aper problem with his car.

Cars breakdown

Tetiba lagik skali, ada keta Honda plak breakdown in the middle of the road. Apo kono nie sumer nak breakdown dekat2.

Cars breakdown

Pening peronda Smart tuh jadiknyer sampai 3 bijik keta emergency at the same time. Then datang lagik 2 peronda to control the traffic. I can say that they were good and efficient.

Cars breakdown

And then the Smart's tow truck arrived and towed us until Times Sq building. I was lucky he dropped us there because my stomach was purging and i really need to go to the washroom. Then i stopped at Krispy Kreme to get some donuts for breakfast, i was surprised that they opened as early as 8am. Sian Cheepster stressed out about his car and damage cost, the least i could do is kasik dia sugar boost (donut+coffee) and amik EL to teman him. We then had to wait for the second tow truck to tow us back to Shah Alam for almost 1 hour and guide the driver to our spot over the phone. Time tgh pasang2 tali nak tarik tuh, i noticed a taxi parked behind us sbb rosak jugak. Ish ish!

Cars breakdown

Uncle tow truck nie looks like Malay kan? Maybe because his tanned skin hehe but chinese slang dia very pekat and cute. Quite a nice guy and throughout the ride dia citer what type of cars yang slalu breakdown yang dia penah tow e.g waja, pesona, gen2. yang perodua punyer kalo breakdown cases dia tak penah tow except for accident. fuhhhh hebat gak perodua punyer engine hehe! Luckily we didn't have to pay for the towing service because it was covered by insurance, and we only have to bear the toll cost. Sampai workshop, orang tuh hantar kitowang balik. Lepas cooldown sket aku trus tertido sbb penat and panas...too much stress in the morning.

Cars breakdown

Lesson learned:
  1. Just call Smart Tunnel's helpline if you have a car problem in the Smart Tunnel area. Even if you don't, they'll know through the cctv and act immediately.
  2. I rode 2 tow trucks in one day! Tingat tow truck aku dalam parking wars hahaha.
  3. Perodua's engine is not bad at all.
  4. Since skang banyak keta curik done by tow truck, kalo tow truck yang tgh tow a car questioned by the police, the driver can only proof its not a kereta curik by showing the owner's car key or the acknowledgment form signed car's owner.
  5. Biler lalu toll, we had to pay for 2 cars (tow truck + towing car)
  6. Kene kluar lagik awal to avoid traffic jam and car heat problem. Emmm awal? *nantok!*
  7. I just learned a new car part's name...air/fuel controller.

Cheep's Birthday Treat

We went to Sunway Pyramid to watch Star Trek. It was awesome because i found the movie is something that the old fans can enjoy, but mainly a newbies like me can understand the whole thing hehe. Whenever nampak muka Spock musti tingat Sylar dalam citer Heroes haha! And then off to Bubba Gump for lunch treat.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

The birthday boy anxiously waiting for his meal to be served *kof*kof*

Cheep's Birthday 2009

I ordered Texas Cajun Chicken Sandwich.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

While Cheepster ordered Baked Seafood Rice.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

And also onion ring for sharing.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

Me swallowing the burger. I managed to finish only half of it though.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

And oh it was sunny and hot that day. Check out the beautiful blue sky and gorgeous clouds! Susah nak bukak mata time nie because its too bright.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

Happy Mother's Day

Would like to wish all the moms and moms-to-be a Happy Mother's Day! Especially to my sis! Any nagging that a mother always do, i can get it from her anytime hehe. Miss you and love you muahhhhss!

Here is an old video used to be aired on tv back in 2005 or maybe earlier than that. A nasyid dedicated to 'Ummi', an arabic word for Mother.


Cheep's 30th Birthday

It was Cheepster's Birthday on the 9th May. I ordered him cupcakes with Bomberman theme from Jojo @ Happycakes. Why Bomberman? He laughs a lot whenever he plays this game besides its easier to put the character on cupcakes. Kalo COD4....errr nak kene letak grenade or guns. Ganas ler plak hehe.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

Bemberman with his Bomberman clans

Cheep's Birthday 2009

Make a wish and blow the candle! w00t!

Cheep's Birthday 2009

"Haa camnilah rupa Bomberman yang uncle najeeb slalu main" kater Cheepster to his nephews and niece.

Cheep's Birthday 2009

Happy Birthday Chayang! Hope your enjoy your birthday, another year is a happy gift.
So cut your cake, and say, "Instead of counting birthdays, I count blessings every day!" Muahhhssss

Notakaki: Susah tol nak gi memana carik barang without my own car. So thanks to D yang tolong drive me to pick up the cuppies! Hehehe

2009 Babies

Congrats to Zect yang dah slamat deliver 12 days ago (lambat lak nak update hehe). The baby girl is now officially named Putri Qadeeja Izurin. Check out zect and shamsul's new bundle of joy.

Nabila hanging out with her baby sister hehe cute jer dok tenung adik dia

Nih plak gambar Rina's baby boy, Ammar yang born in January. Ada dimple tuh hehe!

And oh aunty sol is gonna have to start ingat sumer nama all the kids! Hehehe *digging my gmail* Lemme paste it here snang sket nak refer next time ;)

Zet & Shamsul: Nabila and Qadeeja
Rina & Jeff: Adam and Ammar Hadeef
Fadh & Finas: Firas Muazzam
Yulie & Sham: Syafeeqa Adreanna
Irma & Hogen: Izzah, Iffah and Muhammad Raqeeb
Aishah & Kril: Syahmi
Akmal & Jann: Athirah and Asyraf Faris
Wan & Yati: Arissa Sofia
Teez & Shahril: Darwisy

Ramai lagik ekceli but nih jer lah yang slalu dengar biter kat gmail. Till then, toodles!

Dinner Treat @ Hale's Kitchen

Epin wanted to treat the UAT team which just completed after months of testing and also to celebrate his newborn baby girl. Eventhough I was not involve directly in the UAT but once in a while i helped out their internal testing. So, when he invited me i could not resist. Besides i've already planned to meet up with the girlfriends later that night so why not join the colleagues first in the evening :)

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

We arrived at Hale's Kitchen which nestled on the first floor of Plaza Rah in Kg Baru around 6.45pm. It's a 23 storey condominiums and Epin just moved in one of the unit. So that's why he chose this restaurant i guess. Lepas makan dia bleh trus naik lif and balik umah hehe.

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

My dinner was BBQ Flame Grilled Chicken. The food was ok but presentation wise, doesn't look tempting enough kan? Huhu pandai comment jer.

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

But i definitely want to recommend Choco Cham Blended (chocolate and ice cream)! Its an awesome thirst quencher and rich and ermm fattening i must say hoho

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

Promotion menu

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

After dinner, Epin invited us for a tour in his house. When we walked out from the elevator, we noticed immediately that the corridor is very spacious, macam leh wat kenduri! A few snaps while we were in his apartment...part of KL view from the balcony.

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

And a KLCC view from the window.

Hale's Kitchen @ Kg Baru

We didn't stay long because me and D havta rushed to meet up with Shara & K.Fara @ P*late Palette and we were already late at that time. Dah tau lambat lagik nak tag along rombongan che' kiah to check out the house, but we're curious generation kannn?! P*late Palette photos to be continued :)

Surgical masks vs condom

90 ppl get swine flu & everybody wants 2wear surgical masks. 1mil people have AIDS & nobody wants 2wear a condom.

Stop picking your nose

Cheepster tagged me with a hilarious meme.

Dear Cheepster,
I don't really know how to tell you this, your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in your car and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you should stop picking your nose.

With tears of sadness,

Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who tagged you),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr�tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

And the tagging victims: Diana, Shara, Zaza, k.Fara

Nota kaki: It's optional okeh not mandatory! ;)