i've been corresponding thru emails with couple of strangers from hi5 recently. they sent me msgs so i just reply. some really crack me up

//how many brothers and sisters do u hve? what does ur dad do?
lemme work on my family tree...and i'll get back to u

//kasi no tel leh?....manalah tau leh jumpa sabtu ni?
as if!!

//i work in central bank. tau ke?? name lain bagi Bank Negara Malaysia, tau ke?
ok, dat 'tau ke' is gettin annoyin

Mr. Phone-y from sun2surf
A truly Malaysian phenomenon. He hides behind his miscalls and cutesy forwarded friendship text messages in hope for some form of response. This is one coward who is afraid of a normal face-to-face interaction with ladies. Unknown to this chicken-flirt, girls know what he's up to - but they view it as somewhat sad and pathetic. As it is a relatively cheap way to flirt with the masses (heck, SMSes can be as cheap as 1 cent nowadays), almost any girl is deemed worthy of spending his phone credit on. It's hard to guess the usual whereabouts of this flirt but with one miscall or forward message, you can sense his irritating presence in your mind. His pickup line? - "Hey can I have your phone number?"