Wonder why ladies take a long time in toilet?

Sorry peeps, i'm gonna upload 2 gross pictures of our public toilet. I'm sure most of you know the facts already everytime we ladies visit the toilet in shopping malls. I still can't help feeling pissed off whenever i see this! Why must some people have to squat with their feet on the toilet seat? Takot geli? Abes tuh orang lain yang tgk tapak kasut ko pon geli okeh! I guess that is the reason some of us still prefer to use the traditional squat toilets.



So guys, now u know lah why ladies need a long time in the public toilet. First we need a lot of tissues. If no tissues provided nak kene carik plak dalam handbag yang penuh ngan macam2 junks. Dapat jumpe sehelai pon rasa sangat berharga! Second, nak kene roll jeans/ pants sbb takot kene lantai yang basah tuh.

Third biler nampak toilet seat camnie...ohhh sangat miserable dibuatnyer! (Nih kira toilet bersih lah jugak nie, kalo ada yang tinggalkan harta karun tuh lagik lah rasa suwe jer tgk) Kalo my precious tissue ada satu jer, i check out another stall. But not always lucky enuff to choose kan because usually all stalls are occupied. Kalo dolu mmg sanggup tahan and abort the mission trus but now kenot lah...my bladder very demanding. So with the tissues in hand, kene buat patch lah plak to cover tapak kasut tuh sumer. Then comes the part to make contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the seat wpon dah susun elok tissue tuh because for sure musti ada yang terkene punyer lah! Business is business, you do whatcha gotta do!

Nak tambah dramatic lg when pipe getah tuh bocor mercik2 plak kene suar and baju. Ohhh sebal giler dah rasanya time tuh. So guys, when your wife or girlfriend exit from the toilet looking hot flush and baju basah sana sini please don't ask "What took you so long?" You have no idea what we've been through inside the toilet!

Comments

  1. aha., sensitif tul. sbb guys senang jer kan..oh sakit jiwa bila pikir kena gi public toilet dgn keadaan bladder lemah.

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  2. i love this post, soulie! mmg betul punnn! horror okeehhh!

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  3. yep babe! good entry! i pon bengang tgk toilet mcm ni..kalau dah takut sgt kena infection tu gunala tisu alas kannn..ni menyusahkan org lain plak..hoh!

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  4. bibi, mmg guys senang jer aim and go kan?! kalo pegi shopping kat tesco/giant susahnyer biler tetiba rasa nak shishi. nak kuar and masuk balik susah, nak tinggalkan barang seber salah

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  5. Mira, now everytime bukak this blog nampak gambar toilet tuh geli gak. but everytime kiter masuk public toilet pon nampak benda yang sama so post jelah! hahaha

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  6. D, tuh lar pasal mmg selfish orang camnie. tau geli dia jer tapik menyusahkan banyak orang yang nak pakai toilet lepas dia

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  7. beb, aku baru beli satu paket disposable paper toilet seat cover. boleh beli kat supermarket. macam sesuai digunakan oleh kita. tapi aku belum test pakai lagi. nanti aku apdet.

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  8. yulie, lol! sure ramai yang having this problem. only in malaysia!

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  9. suez, menarik tuh babe sila review asap! aku penah jumpe toilet yang provide disposable paper toilet seat cover. tapik ada holder je lah...isik takde hahaha! sama kes cam tissue...holder ada tissue takde.

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  10. i do not understand why some people have to squat on the wc. it's made for us to sit on it, can't they see it? lol.

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  11. K.Emila, yeah it's obviously for sitting but still some people are so ignorant! geram jer tgk

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  12. lagik best kalau ada traces of yellowish shishi plus helaian bulus on the seat...wonder what they doing in the toilet ekceli..

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  13. zect, gross but toilet yang ada yellowish stain tuh mmg banyak. tak sanggup nak amik gambar! yang tinggalkan helaian bulus tuh...takkan lah dorang shave kat stu yedak? erghh better stop imagining it!

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  15. beb, aku dah hapdet. izinkan aku gune tajuk ko, tambah part 2 lagi. hehe. http://iamsuez.blogspot.com/2010/10/wonder-why-ladies-take-long-time-in.html

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  16. hahaha... i like!

    lagipun with big tummy, nak menyangkung memang la tak larat kan?

    and, really why our handbag full of junk? kadang2 tu, dah kemas, tapi penuhh jugak balik.. :P

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  17. lissa, that is a question we can never answer kan? hahaha! seems like barang yang kiter nak bawak tak penah cukup tuh yg jadik cam bag doraemon tuh!

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