Like this jokes some sorta like Santalite owned by Bill Gates. Ha ha...wondering when the competitors will stop suing this poor Microsoft guy. Come again...he's not poor yet.



A Microsoft Christmas

Twas the nite before Christmas, when all thru the house

Not a creature was stirring, except Papa’s mouse

The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,

As Papa did last minute Internet shopping

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No more dolls or toy soldiers or little toy drums (ahem-pardon me)

No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums

Will be under the tree, only compact dsk ROMs

With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive,

From now on Christmas runs only on Win95.



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